Baby Mice Wine Health Tonic
What is baby mice wine?
What better to wash down your gelatinous lumps of lye fish than a nice chilled cup of dead mice?
What better indeed.
Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese “health tonic,” which apparently tastes like raw gasoline.
Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.
Wait, it gets worse …
Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you’d feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!
Submitted by Kristina