Baby Mice Wine Health Tonic
What is baby mice wine?
What better to wash down your gelatinous lumps of lye fish than a nice chilled cup of dead mice?
What better indeed.
Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese “health tonic,” which apparently tastes like raw gasoline.
Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.
Wait, it gets worse …
Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you’d feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!
Submitted by Kristina
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 am
Its chinese. lulz u should at least check its manufacturer to not enrage other people… this label is chinese. not korean. lolz noob
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:17 am
btw u should do a report on the monkey brains and the human fetus soup all originating from the poor regions of china
January 7th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
thats is chinese. thats not even korean and koreans dont eat these nasty things
July 14th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
THIS IS NOT KOREAN, and this sounds quite accusing to whomever made it. I’m a korean, and I know that packaging is in CHINESE I AMEND IMMEDIATE CORRECTION
May 6th, 2012 at 8:32 am
just because the packaging is wriiten in chinese, doesnt mean it isn’t from korea. plus guess where dog meat originated from? starts with k.
January 28th, 2016 at 9:17 am
Daniel said he is a Korean and knows well that this nasty food is not originated from Korea.
Everyone who knows the difference between Korean and Chinese can easily pick up that this isn’t made in Korea. Maybe you don’t know anything about Korea like Kristina.
I hate people who forward the wrong information and never correct it.
May 25th, 2017 at 11:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA. All this racist cr@p. Maybe more cr@p than the mice do when dropped into the wine. On another note:They should rename this “Shree Shqueaksh” (Drunk Mice)
November 3rd, 2018 at 11:17 am
Go fuck urself
September 24th, 2020 at 8:32 pm
how much are they
October 15th, 2020 at 10:35 pm
vic you’re retarded
December 9th, 2020 at 11:44 pm
My Chinese grandmother has this. She doesn’t drink it or use it for cooking. She used it to treat bruises when we were kids. You soak a little bit of wine onto a cotton ball, and gently rub the cotton ball on the bruise until the bruise darkens. It helps with blood circulation and heals the bruise faster. A small bruise will heal in two days, and a large deep bruises will heal in about 1 1/2 to 2 weeks.
January 28th, 2021 at 5:01 am
They gnna f*ck around n create some virus that’s immune to alcohol doing nasty evil sh*t like this. Horrible people